Meaningless product descriptions

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Mar 2022
8:35pm, 5 Mar 2022
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Silent Runner
Or the 207 minutes per hour system.
Mar 2022
8:16am, 6 Mar 2022
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GregP
Can someone explain under what circumstances it might cost more than £10.90? Does the coach have a first class compartment? Can you only use the loo if you pay a premium rate for your ticket?
Mar 2022
8:18am, 6 Mar 2022
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GregP
Or are they pointing out that it is more than £10.90 if there are multiple passengers?
Mar 2022
11:25am, 6 Mar 2022
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ChrisHB
same as trains and airlines - too much luggage costs more, flexibility and refundability cost more.
Mar 2022
11:26am, 6 Mar 2022
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ChrisHB
and it's 1/3 off for oldies with a coach card, £5 from tesco.
Mar 2022
9:47am, 9 Mar 2022
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3M (aka MarkyMarkMark)
Not entirely meaningless, but terrible to read.....

"Learn how to build a resilient tool chain that will allow you to code, collaborate and ship from anywhere at Microsoft Azure Immersion Workshop: DevOps with GitHub. Join Microsoft and a specialised partner at this free virtual workshop to see how Microsoft and GitHub gain efficiencies by implementing DevOps across multiple engineering teams. You’ll get hands-on experience with the tooling and process required to improve your productivity and Developer Velocity – plus concepts and areas to consider when building your end-to-end tool chain."

I'm pretty sure a tool chain is something I used to use for removing oil filters from under the engine in ye-olde-days, or something to to do with the bottom bracket on my bike nowadays.....
Mar 2022
10:12am, 9 Mar 2022
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Dvorak
It's a harsh way to describe developers.

Not sure I want Azure Immersion Velocity either.
Mar 2022
10:24pm, 9 Mar 2022
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Silent Runner
Lofty ideals are grown in the mountain flowers on the. If you want it, diligence is a climbing rope.

From an advert for a nine-piece picture of the Golden Gate Bridge on Facebook.
Mar 2022
8:28am, 10 Mar 2022
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chunkywizard
wow, header worthy I think.
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8:49am, 10 Mar 2022
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GregP
done

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