Meaningless product descriptions

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Dvorak Feb 2022 9:29am, 21 Feb 2022 24,641 posts	0 Dvorak Only if it's overheating your marathon essentials.
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Feb 2022 5:18pm, 21 Feb 2022 17,524 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) [There isn't a suitable Fetch emoticon for that one! wince doesn't seem to work....]
ChrisHB Feb 2022 5:19pm, 22 Feb 2022 21,536 posts	0 ChrisHB Not quite a product description but the stamp machine at our post office offers "guaranteed next day delivery" in Australia for £66. Trying to check that online I find the price is right, but the delivery is "from three days". However the cheapest option gives an "aim" for delivery of 89 days!
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Mar 2022 3:48pm, 4 Mar 2022 17,634 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Insta360 makes boldly innovative cameras that help people capture and share their lives. Thank you, England Athletics.
ChrisHB Mar 2022 8:24pm, 4 Mar 2022 21,560 posts	0 ChrisHB I am very happy to live in an uncaptured state, thank you very much.
fetcheveryone Mar 2022 9:20pm, 4 Mar 2022 27,320 posts	0 fetcheveryone Here's a sinister product for the thread: apple.news (although as Katie pointed out, you could achieve the same effect by putting your head under the duvet)
Dvorak Mar 2022 9:58pm, 4 Mar 2022 24,854 posts	0 Dvorak Ah, that's why I slept well last night - right under the duvet. Mind you, there's always the risk of extra gases not just being CO2.
ChrisHB Mar 2022 6:20pm, 5 Mar 2022 21,562 posts	0 ChrisHB A strange idea of five hours and no minutes from National Express:
Silent Runner Mar 2022 8:23pm, 5 Mar 2022 674 posts	0 Silent Runner They’re obviously working on the 63 minutes per hour system.
Dvorak Mar 2022 8:28pm, 5 Mar 2022 24,861 posts	0 Dvorak Very odd. I would be raging if my bus took over seventeen hours to get from London to Manchester.