Meaningless product descriptions
122 watchers
Feb 2022
12:50pm, 20 Feb 2022
1,330 posts
|
Steve NordRunner
The only person who call anything game-changing is a pheasant breeder.
|
Feb 2022
1:15pm, 20 Feb 2022
24,629 posts
|
Dvorak
I haven't seen the advert, but if it's for Sensodyne Repair and Protect, then I can offer the testimonial that yes, I found it genuinely life-changing.
|
Feb 2022
3:51pm, 20 Feb 2022
21,528 posts
|
ChrisHB
In a good way? I have unbelievably good results from a 'sensitive' toothpaste.
|
|
Feb 2022
3:57pm, 20 Feb 2022
21,529 posts
|
ChrisHB
not a product description but still belongs here, a statement from someone clearly qualified to be a cabinet minister: "large stretches of central Scotland including the Western Isles and Orkney," theguardian.com |
|
Feb 2022
4:38pm, 20 Feb 2022
24,632 posts
|
Dvorak
[ChrisHB, yes. I was having intense tooth pain*, to the degree that it pretty much would wipe out everything else at times (not good whilst eg driving), due to badly damaged fillings and teeth. With regular use, which I've continued, that was largely eradicated within a few days. *i know, I should really break my over twenty year no-dentist streak. I very nearly did - then Covid etc.] (Re The Guardian's shaky grasp on geography - well, it was written by the North of England correspondent, how could he possibly be expected to know, poor thing?) |
|
Feb 2022
4:46pm, 20 Feb 2022
24,633 posts
|
Dvorak
And whilst we are on "The Guardian is shite", this regarding Queenie having Covid, reported today: "The announcement on Sunday was made only a few weeks after the Queen reached her platinum jubilee of 70 years on the throne on 6 February." That's two weeks. Exactly two weeks. Two weeks is not "a few" weeks. Except, it seems, to social-media raised fuckwits, who should not be allowed anywhere near the pages of a supposed "proper" newspaper. (The above would maybe be more at home on another thread. Maybe I'll post it there as well, and we can get back to proper stuff like nads-cooling thermoenergenic running shorts and the like.) |
|
Feb 2022
6:53pm, 20 Feb 2022
1,332 posts
|
Steve NordRunner
Where can I get those??
|
Feb 2022
9:24pm, 20 Feb 2022
14,865 posts
|
Badger
You shouldn't joke about excessive cold in the underpants region you know theguardian.com |
|
Feb 2022
9:30pm, 20 Feb 2022
24,636 posts
|
Dvorak
NordRunner, that's been covered fetcheveryone.com/forum/meaningless-product-descriptions-41382/363 fetcheveryone.com/forum/meaningless-product-descriptions-41382/39 |
|
Feb 2022
8:16am, 21 Feb 2022
1,334 posts
|
Steve NordRunner
Sorry, I missed that. I will shave off my smartwool in penance.
|
Related Threads
-
veet for men
May 2020
-
Things I found on Rightmove
Sep 2024
-
A place to tell your dreams (as no one wants to hear them in real life!)
Sep 2024
-
Liar, liar, pants on fire
Aug 2024
-
Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat
Jul 2024
-
The Dorchester Thread
May 2024
-
FEAR ME
Apr 2024
-
Pointless emails
Apr 2024
-
Counting backwards form 563, repeating some numbers and missing others out
Dec 2023
-
Wrong answers only
Oct 2023
