Meaningless product descriptions

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um Apr 2019 1:18pm, 12 Apr 2019 855 posts	0 um It reads better in Japanese, although the Z is well hidden! 究極の」未来を目指す航空会社であり続けるための、絶え間なく変わる時代と顧客の真実性。 `Kyūkyoku no' mirai o mezasu kōkūkaishadeari tsudzukeru tame no, taema naku kawaru jidai to kokyaku no shinjitsushō.
GregP Apr 2019 1:19pm, 12 Apr 2019 111,882 posts	0 GregP ~smiles and nods~
ChrisHB Apr 2019 1:35pm, 12 Apr 2019 17,923 posts	0 ChrisHB I supposed it would sound better in Japanese, but if you're one of the world's top airlines, why can't you find a decent translator?
GlennR Apr 2019 2:52pm, 13 Apr 2019 41,927 posts	0 GlennR
ThorntonRunner Apr 2019 3:01pm, 13 Apr 2019 2,092 posts	0 ThorntonRunner On a tub of sunflower spread: Original Flora - great new taste
Dvorak Apr 2019 3:02pm, 13 Apr 2019 17,479 posts	0 Dvorak Is it coffee, or a wholely beetroot based hot beverage? I'm not sure which would be worse. And what are those bits on top? I can imagine a certain section of the nutritionally gullible being all over it, though.
Velociraptor Apr 2019 3:10pm, 13 Apr 2019 41,276 posts	0 Velociraptor Beetroot foamer? Have Vitamix and Nutribullet been ordered to rename their products in a more literal manner?
leaguefreak Apr 2019 4:56pm, 13 Apr 2019 7,343 posts	0 leaguefreak Oh dear god. Really?
GregP Apr 2019 5:06pm, 13 Apr 2019 111,890 posts	0 GregP FMOB
K5 Gus Apr 2019 5:20pm, 15 Apr 2019 2,983 posts	0 K5 Gus Under Armour's Rush fabric is a groundbreaking technology which has been developed to benefit you, the user. During training, the energy you create can feel like it goes to waste, Under Armour have rectified this with their Rush technology. The aim of this mineral-infused material is to absorb this energy that you create and reflect it back into your tissues and muscles. This improves your endurance during training keeping the muscles stocked up with energy because they're working harder, and you get better.