Meaningless product descriptions

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Nellers Mar 2019 12:09pm, 10 Mar 2019 33,916 posts	0 Nellers Surely the only place that you'd get a forward-thinking silhouette is in if you go to see a badly lit clairvoyant?
GregP Mar 2019 12:24pm, 10 Mar 2019 111,186 posts	0 GregP Does the pub have thin drawcord detail? That would make me want to wear it all day, for certain sure.
GlennR Mar 2019 12:42pm, 10 Mar 2019 41,302 posts	0 GlennR The pub, too, might have a forward thinking silhouette.
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2019 12:42pm, 10 Mar 2019 4,179 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend After the pretentious home page, they slightly spoiled it by listing Wood Fried Pizza (sic) on the menu page.
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2019 12:44pm, 10 Mar 2019 4,180 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Oh dear, and Wild Board Burger.
GregP Mar 2019 12:51pm, 10 Mar 2019 111,187 posts	0 GregP Brilliant.
GlennR Mar 2019 12:52pm, 10 Mar 2019 41,303 posts	0 GlennR I’m sorry, but there is no such thing as wood fried pizza.
Velociraptor Mar 2019 1:20pm, 10 Mar 2019 40,814 posts	0 Velociraptor Found in a restaurant today: "[Name] is a local nomadic artiste who wayfares between the trinity-lands of the Lake District, Mother India and the southern hidden lands of Portugal." The accompanying photo is of a recent public school alumnus whose "hippy" fancy dress costume has its effect rather spoiled by five figures' worth of orthodontistry.
Garfield Mar 2019 1:25pm, 10 Mar 2019 10,215 posts	0 Garfield LOL FDNB! It always puzzles me why they don't get someone sensible to proofread things before printing them.
Velociraptor Mar 2019 1:28pm, 10 Mar 2019 40,818 posts	0 Velociraptor Those menu mistakes HAVE to be for the purpose of the establishment being given lots of free publicity by people finding them amusing and tweeting/instagramming/Fetching them.