Meaningless product descriptions

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Dvorak Mar 2019 2:42pm, 10 Mar 2019 17,344 posts	0 Dvorak I am now picturing an artisan Scottish chippie with a cauldron of oil over a firepit and a handstretched sourdough pizza being tossed therein.
Fragile Do Not Bend Mar 2019 3:28pm, 10 Mar 2019 4,181 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend I’m pleased to report the food was a lot better than the proof reading. The decor was rather ‘trendy’ with furniture that looked like it came from the junk shop and cloud shaped cushions hanging from the ceiling.
D2 Mar 2019 11:41am, 11 Mar 2019 11,146 posts	0 D2 hanging cloud shaped cushions? wow I might have had to leave on seeing that
Velociraptor Mar 2019 11:44am, 11 Mar 2019 40,831 posts	0 Velociraptor Not meaningless, exactly, but gratuitous. When I was putting a fancy sticking plaster on my skinned knee this morning, I noticed that the package said, "For single use."
Maclennane Mar 2019 12:03pm, 11 Mar 2019 20,711 posts	0 Maclennane Think I might be sick thinking about the alternative
Dvorak Mar 2019 12:11pm, 11 Mar 2019 17,348 posts	0 Dvorak So sticking a loose plaster back on with some micropore is not the done thing? Although maybe it only applies to fancy plasters.
GlennR Mar 2019 9:03am, 12 Mar 2019 41,318 posts	0 GlennR
McGoohan Mar 2019 9:06am, 12 Mar 2019 38,767 posts	0 McGoohan molecular chocolates? Do you need an electron microscope to detect them?
Maclennane Mar 2019 10:09am, 12 Mar 2019 20,715 posts	0 Maclennane perhaps they're truffles connected with matchmakers. Don't eat too many benzenes
McGoohan Mar 2019 10:31am, 12 Mar 2019 38,770 posts	0 McGoohan Another quark? No thanks, I filled up on tachyons earlier