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Nellers Mar 2019 3:09pm, 16 Mar 2019 33,941 posts	0 Nellers You're the only one that feels like that Mac.
Maclennane Mar 2019 3:25pm, 18 Mar 2019 20,743 posts	0 Maclennane Not meaningless, but: With a focus on quality and innovation, Dick Knives has been manufacturing knives since 1778.
fetcheveryone Mar 2019 3:26pm, 18 Mar 2019 21,462 posts	0 fetcheveryone Lolz
GlennR Mar 2019 3:33pm, 18 Mar 2019 41,400 posts	0 GlennR POWER, VERSATILITY AND FEEL FOR EVERYONE. CREATE MORE POWER ON EVERY SHOT. VERSATILE RACKET THAT BRINGS EASY ACCESS TO SPIN. PURE FEEL ON EVERY SHOT. For this new generation of the iconic Pure Drive, Babolat has extended the legendary power on every shot that competitive, demanding players have come to expect from this racket, while offering the best possible feel through a unique management of vibrations and unrivaled comfort. Two key Babolat innovations make it possible: FSI Power and Cortex Pure Feel. Players need to sustain power in any situation against every type of opponent. The new Pure Drive includes an optimized FSI Power string pattern and new diamond grommets to provide a larger sweet spot. The result is maximum power on every shot, even when off-centered. Babolat’s FSI Power gives players the necessary confidence to attempt everything on court, and more importantly, to perform at their highest level. The brand’s vibration absorption technology, Cortex, provides useful information to players, bringing sensations closer to the hand. Thanks to a bold technological partnership, the new Pure Drive features an evolution of this concept to achieve an optimal feeling.
GregP Mar 2019 5:17pm, 18 Mar 2019 111,291 posts	0 GregP I bought two of them. Sorry.
ChrisHB Mar 2019 5:20pm, 18 Mar 2019 17,883 posts	0 ChrisHB did they really write 'racket' for 'raquet'? Or am I out of touch?
GregP Mar 2019 5:23pm, 18 Mar 2019 111,293 posts	0 GregP It's a reasonably accepted modern spelling, I'm afraid. Much in tennis has changed since I was last involved. Nobody says 'fifteen' any more for a start. Five love Five all Thirty five etc
swittle Mar 2019 6:05pm, 18 Mar 2019 53,569 posts	0 swittle ...and internationally, Hawaii Five-O
ChrisHB Mar 2019 6:07pm, 18 Mar 2019 17,884 posts	0 ChrisHB "Tadworth Leisure and Community Centre is located just a short drive from the picturesque Epsom Downs." True, but so what? If anything it's an encouragement to run/cycle/do press-ups on the picturesque Epsom Downs.
GregP Mar 2019 6:19pm, 18 Mar 2019 111,298 posts	0 GregP It’s an interesting strategy though. Perhaps Chelmsford City Council should promote things as being ‘quite a long way from Basildon ‘.