Meaningless product descriptions

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McGoohan Feb 2019 12:02pm, 11 Feb 2019 38,353 posts	0 McGoohan Is it a packet of condoms?
Markymarkmark Feb 2019 12:27pm, 11 Feb 2019 8,319 posts	0 Markymarkmark It did feel like a Bilbo Baggins type riddle, and I wouldn't have got to McG's answer in a million years! I was assuming it was a cheap running jacket!
HappyG(rrr) Feb 2019 12:29pm, 11 Feb 2019 30,407 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) Isn't there something about water closer to body temperature is more easily absorbed? Maybe heating up your water is not pure bobbins? G
larkim Feb 2019 12:41pm, 11 Feb 2019 6,716 posts	0 larkim Found the product on Amazon - I think I'll pass...
Wine Legs Feb 2019 2:42pm, 11 Feb 2019 4,679 posts	0 Wine Legs Apparently they're not pockets, they're a "3-hour energy solution". https://www.asics.com/gb/en-gb/fujitrail-2-in-1-short/p/130016-0904.html?
GregP Feb 2019 8:44am, 14 Feb 2019 110,727 posts	0 GregP Perfection is a journey, not a destination.
ChrisHB Feb 2019 5:00pm, 14 Feb 2019 17,791 posts	0 ChrisHB So are most things.
ChrisHB Feb 2019 5:58pm, 16 Feb 2019 17,801 posts	0 ChrisHB This BOOK may be kept out Tffi&^ffiE&S ONLY, and is subject to a fine of -SWE" CENTS a day thereafter. It is DUE on the DAY indicated below: (an e-book from a US university site)
ChrisHB Feb 2019 10:20pm, 20 Feb 2019 17,808 posts	0 ChrisHB A gym machine I use, but I feel quite deterred now: ARTIS® enhances the style of a premium wellness environment and encourages users to move naturally, inspired by its non-intimidating, frameless geometry and driven by its motivating digital content.
Dvorak Feb 2019 11:28pm, 20 Feb 2019 17,240 posts	0 Dvorak Motivating digital content Built in fingers which poke you to work harder? Although some might find that intimidating, even in a frameless geometry.