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Mountkeen 24 Apr 10:23am, 24 Apr 2025 683 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered that my universal remote control did not, in fact, control the universe. (Not even remotely.)
Diogenes 24 Apr 11:07am, 24 Apr 2025 91,611 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Mushroom wrote:You only have to go back to p2706 Dio..! Mushroom wrote: Ah, I thought I saw this somewhere else. I was just trying to save the thread from more terrible torturted puns.
Nellers 24 Apr 11:26am, 24 Apr 2025 45,057 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Avoid tortured puns? Racking your brain for an alternative you could whip out?
No.12 24 Apr 2:53pm, 24 Apr 2025 3,655 posts	Quote Pin No.12 yes, may be some should be consigned to an oubliette and left there.
DocM 24 Apr 4:08pm, 24 Apr 2025 51,020 posts	Quote Pin DocM but this is where tortured puns hang out
Nellers 24 Apr 4:19pm, 24 Apr 2025 45,059 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I would say that tortured puns are stock standard in here but I fear I'd be pilloried for doing so.
um 24 Apr 5:29pm, 24 Apr 2025 9,509 posts	Quote Pin um I'd say time for a guillotine motion on these
colindglen 24 Apr 6:11pm, 24 Apr 2025 4,751 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I'm not getting drawn into these puns
xt350 🇳🇿 24 Apr 10:43pm, 24 Apr 2025 1,975 posts	Quote Pin xt350 🇳🇿 The shooting pains of this thread is boiling me alive inside
NordRunner 24 Apr 11:32pm, 24 Apr 2025 5,102 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner Mountkeen wrote:It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered that my universal remote control did not, in fact, control the universe. (Not even remotely.) You were lucky. I bought some Li ion batteries with a credit card. When I get home I discovered they'd been charged again.