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Mushroom May 2024 10:29am, 31 May 2024 3,183 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom My mate and I are having a competition to create the best cannibal menu. I'm currently steaming ahead..
Red Squirrel May 2024 5:16pm, 31 May 2024 23,904 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Great sources as always Mushroom or do you make them up? 😊
Mushroom May 2024 5:19pm, 31 May 2024 3,187 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom [ I have a number of sources - including some old friends that share jokes on WhatsApp. I do have to filter a lot of those.. ]
Derby Tup May 2024 5:23pm, 31 May 2024 66,130 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup [Always as well to post the rubbish ones on here and save the good ones for best]
mr d May 2024 6:57pm, 31 May 2024 6,648 posts	Quote Pin mr d Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
richmac May 2024 7:26pm, 31 May 2024 27,688 posts	Quote Pin richmac Two cannibals eating a clown one says "does this taste funny to you?"
Mushroom Jun 2024 10:30am, 1 Jun 2024 3,188 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Me and my mates are having a competition to steal the most items from a pet shop. I've taken the lead..
richmac Jun 2024 10:36am, 1 Jun 2024 27,696 posts	Quote Pin richmac As long as you didn't get collared
richmac Jun 2024 10:37am, 1 Jun 2024 27,697 posts	Quote Pin richmac To a small pet shop that might be a severe financial loss. But to something like pets at home it's chicken feed
Silent Runner Jun 2024 11:53am, 1 Jun 2024 1,033 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner Looks like the thread's going to be littered with puns, again.