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Mushroom
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Any recommendations on music to listen to while I'm out fishing?

Preferably something catchy..
Mushroom
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My mate got me a pirate copy of that Bohemian Rhapsody film. I think it must have been recorded in a cinema, because every few minutes I see a little silhouette of a man.
AndyS
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I'm trying to get people to understand the benefits of eating dried grapes.

I think of it as raisin awareness.
GordonG
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that's a trendy joke. very currant.
57.5 Days of Pain
57.5 Days of Pain
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We were only dealing in dried fruit puns on 8th Feb. You could call me a pedant, but I'm just raisin awareness.
Mushroom
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I think I recognise the date...
GordonG
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Perhaps we should prune a few of the latest ones
Surrey Phil
Surrey Phil
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I really don't give a fig.
The Mussile
The Mussile
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These awful puns are really rubbing sultana wound
Mushroom
Mushroom
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What birds stick together?

Velcrows..

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