Joke of the day........

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AndyS Sep 2021 7:28am, 4 Sep 2021 462 posts	0 AndyS Archaeologists have discovered a mummy encased in chocolate and nuts. They think it might be Pharoh Rocher.
Sigh Sep 2021 8:06am, 4 Sep 2021 10,100 posts	0 Sigh
Cheg Sep 2021 10:36am, 4 Sep 2021 3,390 posts	0 Cheg Brilliant.
Jason1969 Sep 2021 8:01pm, 4 Sep 2021 12,873 posts	0 Jason1969 I've just translated this joke from German, so I hope it works.. Question : What is 3x3 ? Answer : No
Cerrertonia Sep 2021 1:22pm, 5 Sep 2021 14,628 posts	0 Cerrertonia Q: What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A: A rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and the end of your funding.
Jock Itch Sep 2021 10:05pm, 5 Sep 2021 13,560 posts	0 Jock Itch I once dated a magazine collector. She had issues.
MarkyMarkMark (3M) Sep 2021 10:09am, 6 Sep 2021 16,065 posts	0 MarkyMarkMark (3M) Not many people know this but Alexander the Great is attributed as the inventor of the first ever wrist watch. It's a little tenuous in that he worked out that a strip of cloth dipped in apple juice then tied around the wrist would gradually turn brown as the day progressed. Thus he could get an idea of how much time had passed. He even gave it a name. It was Alexanders Rag Time Band.
Muttley Sep 2021 12:07pm, 6 Sep 2021 1,212 posts	0 Muttley I once dated a Socialist Workers Party member. But I dumped her in the end -- too many red flags.
daz1927 Sep 2021 9:07pm, 6 Sep 2021 6,029 posts	0 daz1927 I just got a lift up to the 11th floor and the lift attendant said have a good day son. I said don’t call me son, you’re not my dad. He said I know but I did bring you up.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2021 9:36pm, 6 Sep 2021 7,645 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Poseidon descended to Tartarus to confront Cronos who greeted him "Good day son". Poseidon said "Don’t call me son, you’re not my dad". Cronos said "I know but I did bring you up".