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Joke of the day........

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Maclennane Dec 2020 12:50pm, 9 Dec 2020 26,425 posts	0 Maclennane Why did George Michael have chocolate around his mouth? Because he was careless with his Wispa
DamoJ Dec 2020 12:56pm, 9 Dec 2020 2 posts	0 DamoJ What's the most important part of a pirate's marathon training plan? The LS-AAARRRR
Mince Pikelet Dec 2020 12:58pm, 9 Dec 2020 4,284 posts	0 Mince Pikelet Why are pirates grumpy? Because they arrrrrrrrrrrr
Lix Dec 2020 1:06pm, 9 Dec 2020 First-time poster!!	0 Lix Darth Vader knows what Luke has bought him for Christmas........ He's felt his presents already!
Lix Dec 2020 1:07pm, 9 Dec 2020 2 posts	0 Lix How does Good King Wenceslas order his pizza base? Deep and crisp and even!
Chrisitymas Cracker Dec 2020 1:14pm, 9 Dec 2020 18,407 posts	0 Chrisitymas Cracker What is the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc? One was made of wood, the other was Maid of Orleans.
DeadDullRacing Dec 2020 1:23pm, 9 Dec 2020 11 posts	0 DeadDullRacing What does cheese say when it sees itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
DeadDullRacing Dec 2020 1:26pm, 9 Dec 2020 12 posts	0 DeadDullRacing What sort of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse? Marscapone
DeadDullRacing Dec 2020 1:27pm, 9 Dec 2020 13 posts	0 DeadDullRacing What sort of cheese would you use to coax a bar out of a cave? Camembert
DeadDullRacing Dec 2020 1:27pm, 9 Dec 2020 14 posts	0 DeadDullRacing Which cheese is made backwards? Edam

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