Joke of the day........

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XB 🌈 Jul 2020 1:06pm, 18 Jul 2020 9,971 posts	0 XB 🌈 For fuck's sake. Bang out of order.
daz1927 Jul 2020 4:56pm, 18 Jul 2020 5,820 posts	0 daz1927 "Nice greyhound; fast as well. Have you considered racing him?" asked this bloke in the park. "No, not really," I replied. "I'm far too unfit and out of condition."
colindglen Jul 2020 8:49pm, 18 Jul 2020 641 posts	0 colindglen You should always punch clairvoyants after complimenting them. It's important to strike a happy medium.
buttscratcher Jul 2020 11:55pm, 20 Jul 2020 420 posts	0 buttscratcher Who picks up guide dog shit?
dUNKle Jul 2020 6:39am, 21 Jul 2020 24 posts	0 dUNKle As a rule they are trained to go on a specific command, given by the owner, which is a word / phrase unique to them. This is done up within confines of owners garden, often a specific area of space allows, so that the mess can then be dealt with at a later time and negating the dog having to deficate on the street Obviously, this sometimes does not go to plan, and if dog does go in street then it’s accepted that the user does not pick it up, and on occasions have seen other passing dog owners, with bags, assist
Muttley Jul 2020 8:32am, 21 Jul 2020 775 posts	0 Muttley ^ Sometimes the dog will itself resolve that issue, by eating it. My nephew's previous guide dog would do that, to its own and others' deposits. Of course my nephew, being blind, couldn't see what was going on!
GordonG Jul 2020 8:36am, 21 Jul 2020 8,261 posts	0 GordonG ...and some people let dogs lick their faces
jda Jul 2020 8:45am, 21 Jul 2020 7,934 posts	0 jda Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can.
Nicholls595 Jul 2020 9:00am, 21 Jul 2020 21,691 posts	0 Nicholls595 ... give him a biscuit and he'll let you
Markymarkmark Jul 2020 11:37am, 21 Jul 2020 12,195 posts	0 Markymarkmark <Boak>! Feels like the jokes have gone..... I'll see if I can find one from somewhere!