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Eynsham Red May 2020 4:29pm, 5 May 2020 5,766 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red Angus climbed a gladder to get into the gorphanage
Binks May 2020 5:14pm, 5 May 2020 8,000 posts	Quote Pin Binks I hope the pubs open soon. I really need to cut down my drinking.
Derby Tup May 2020 5:17pm, 5 May 2020 41,139 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Things indeed getting bad. Anyone want me to make up a daz joke using a random cut and paste from a list of typical words used in his jokes?
Nellers May 2020 5:21pm, 5 May 2020 36,200 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Something something cnut, something something mother-in-law, something wife, something shagging, something something underage, something racist and only thinly veiled. How's that?
Derby Tup May 2020 5:30pm, 5 May 2020 41,140 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Thank you. You missed tits but basically saved me a job
Nellers May 2020 5:36pm, 5 May 2020 36,201 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Tits. Ladder Anus Actually I reckon you've actually got one of Daz's jokes right there if you can fill in the blanks.
GordonG May 2020 5:50pm, 5 May 2020 8,123 posts	Quote Pin GordonG I love the way daz gets all this abuse but continues to post as if nothing has happened!
Nellers May 2020 5:53pm, 5 May 2020 36,202 posts	Quote Pin Nellers In fairness most of his jokes qualify as abuse so I reckon we're barely breaking even.
Nellers May 2020 5:54pm, 5 May 2020 36,203 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I dig, we dig, they dig, she digs, he digs. It's not a long poem but it's really deep.
swittle May 2020 6:06pm, 5 May 2020 63,284 posts	Quote Pin swittle ...exceptthe majority aren't 'daz jokes', are they?