Joke of the day........

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Eynsham Red
Eynsham Red
May 2020
4:29pm, 5 May 2020
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Eynsham Red
Angus climbed a gladder to get into the gorphanage
Binks
Binks
May 2020
5:14pm, 5 May 2020
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Binks
I hope the pubs open soon. I really need to cut down my drinking.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2020
5:17pm, 5 May 2020
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Derby Tup
Things indeed getting bad. Anyone want me to make up a daz joke using a random cut and paste from a list of typical words used in his jokes?
Nellers
Nellers
May 2020
5:21pm, 5 May 2020
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Nellers
Something something cnut, something something mother-in-law, something wife, something shagging, something something underage, something racist and only thinly veiled.

How's that?
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
May 2020
5:30pm, 5 May 2020
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Derby Tup
Thank you. You missed tits but basically saved me a job
Nellers
Nellers
May 2020
5:36pm, 5 May 2020
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Nellers
Tits.

Ladder

Anus

Actually I reckon you've actually got one of Daz's jokes right there if you can fill in the blanks.
GordonG
GordonG
May 2020
5:50pm, 5 May 2020
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GordonG
I love the way daz gets all this abuse but continues to post as if nothing has happened!
Nellers
Nellers
May 2020
5:53pm, 5 May 2020
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Nellers
In fairness most of his jokes qualify as abuse so I reckon we're barely breaking even.
Nellers
Nellers
May 2020
5:54pm, 5 May 2020
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Nellers
I dig, we dig, they dig, she digs, he digs.

It's not a long poem but it's really deep.
swittle
swittle
May 2020
6:06pm, 5 May 2020
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swittle
...exceptthe majority aren't 'daz jokes', are they?

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