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colindglen May 2020 7:53am, 5 May 2020 479 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic but, because of this lockdown, he's off work, l asked him if he fancied doing a bit of decorating for me while he's at a loose end and he jumped at the chance. l must say, he made a lovely job of the landing . . .
colindglen May 2020 7:54am, 5 May 2020 480 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I have a friend who is a pilot for Ryanair. He's about to be made redundant...........
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2020 7:59am, 5 May 2020 5,638 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Degrees of Pain I have a friend who is a pilot for Virgin Atlantic... his billionaire boss wants me to pay his wages.
GordonG May 2020 9:12am, 5 May 2020 8,122 posts	Quote Pin GordonG Oooh political satire! Reminds me of watching Ben Elton in the 80s
Nicholls595 May 2020 3:22pm, 5 May 2020 20,394 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 Anybody need any decorating doing? bbc.co.uk
Markymarkmark May 2020 3:46pm, 5 May 2020 11,320 posts	Quote Pin Markymarkmark [Perhaps we should shelve the joke for now..... ]
Derby Tup May 2020 3:58pm, 5 May 2020 41,138 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup [furlough time?]
Surrey Phil May 2020 4:06pm, 5 May 2020 3,713 posts	Quote Pin Surrey Phil There's always the 'Removed by Moderator' tag, but that might be a last resort.
Binks May 2020 4:23pm, 5 May 2020 7,999 posts	Quote Pin Binks I think in a cruel plot twist we now have to pray for a string of Daz jokes to break this awful spell.
TomahawkMike May 2020 4:27pm, 5 May 2020 2,918 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike Our neighbour forgot to pay his exorcist. Now he has been repossessed