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Eynsham Red Mar 2020 11:22am, 5 Mar 2020 5,382 posts	Quote Pin Eynsham Red Was it Max Wall?
TomahawkMike Mar 2020 4:13pm, 5 Mar 2020 2,648 posts	Quote Pin TomahawkMike Like it Dio. I just bought a singing laptop. It's a Dell.
Diogenes Mar 2020 4:24pm, 5 Mar 2020 45,773 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes (I hope you kept the receipt)
GordonG Mar 2020 7:09pm, 5 Mar 2020 8,013 posts	Quote Pin GordonG [i'm told that the current version weighs significantly less than the previous one]
Sigh Mar 2020 2:47pm, 6 Mar 2020 5,692 posts	Quote Pin Sigh With all this panic buying prompted by Coronavirus, the antibacterial gel companies must be rubbing their hands together.
fetcheveryone Mar 2020 2:53pm, 6 Mar 2020 23,471 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone Texting my dad: Me: Are you safe from the deadly virus there? Dad: No, I'm just off to pick him up from work.
fetcheveryone Mar 2020 2:53pm, 6 Mar 2020 23,472 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone (He's giving my nephew a lift to and from work at the moment)
bigleggy Mar 2020 3:53pm, 6 Mar 2020 6,428 posts	Quote Pin bigleggy Ed Sheerans music saved my life. I'd been in a coma for weeks when a nurse put his music on in my room. I woke up immediately and turned that shit off
JRitchie Mar 2020 4:20pm, 6 Mar 2020 1,698 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie Why should you always ran in a campsite? You're always going past tents.
Diogenes Mar 2020 4:21pm, 6 Mar 2020 45,830 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes (See also: Why is sex so good on a camping holiday? Because it's in tents.)