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gcwenn Mar 2018 11:01pm, 14 Mar 2018 2,568 posts	0 gcwenn So Stephen Hawkins and Jim Bowen died on the same day. It is good to see they kept up with tradition and let the non-dart player go first
Jock Itch Mar 2018 7:02am, 15 Mar 2018 12,393 posts	0 Jock Itch When my wife suggested we try playing doctors and nurses... I was really hoping for something sexier than being left in a corridor for 2 days!
Superjools Mar 2018 12:14pm, 15 Mar 2018 440 posts	0 Superjools I don't get the "must be some wheelchair" joke
StuH Mar 2018 12:17pm, 15 Mar 2018 2,162 posts	0 StuH "Hawking had reached 76."... (mph)
Superjools Mar 2018 12:21pm, 15 Mar 2018 441 posts	0 Superjools oooooooooh! What's wrong with me face palm Thanks StuH :D
Diogenes Mar 2018 12:33pm, 15 Mar 2018 26,970 posts	0 Diogenes Not a joke, but my first thought on hearing that Jim Bowen had died was "Super, smashing, great."
Ted Mar 2018 3:22pm, 16 Mar 2018 14,552 posts	0 Ted So, Theresa May stated in the Commons that no members of the Royal Family or MPs will attend the World Cup in Russia next year. All I could think was, be original Theresa, the Scottish Football team have been doing that for decades.
Jock Itch Mar 2018 5:45pm, 19 Mar 2018 12,395 posts	0 Jock Itch Last night I watched a documentary on a guy who worked sixty hours a week crushing coke cans. It was soda pressing.
TomahawkMike Mar 2018 6:03pm, 19 Mar 2018 1,238 posts	0 TomahawkMike (That was a laugh out loud moment.. I will borrow that..)
peachy Mar 2018 12:59pm, 20 Mar 2018 1,843 posts	0 peachy A weasel walks into a bar.. The bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get ya?” “Pop” goes the weasel