Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
May 2022
9:12am, 26 May 2022
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rf_fozzy
Was that a euphemism?

Euphemisms are specifically prevented when talking of the holy lanyards.
Nellers
Nellers
May 2022
9:44am, 26 May 2022
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Nellers
Not a euphemism.

Might be a metaphor.

Could be a simile.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lanyard. No escape from reality.
um
um
May 2022
10:16am, 26 May 2022
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um
Isn't that a bohemian travesty?
Nellers
Nellers
May 2022
10:23am, 26 May 2022
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Nellers
A Bayeaux Travesty?
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2022
10:33am, 26 May 2022
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Diogenes
"If you can keep your tabard when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
Yours is the Earth and all gravel that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man/Woman/gender-neutral being, my person of affectionate non-possessive specificity!"

- Lanyard Kipling
jennywren
jennywren
May 2022
12:40pm, 26 May 2022
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jennywren
Dio: 👏🏻👏🏻
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
May 2022
2:14pm, 26 May 2022
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rf_fozzy
And on that bad note, the tune endeth.
Carpathius
Carpathius
May 2022
9:47am, 31 May 2022
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Carpathius
But it isn't your tabard. It's mine.
LindsD
LindsD
May 2022
9:58am, 31 May 2022
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LindsD
Is it time for the tabard theft protocol?
Carpathius
Carpathius
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8:31pm, 31 May 2022
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Carpathius
It's got my name tape in it and everything.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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