Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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fetcheveryone
fetcheveryone
May 2022
11:43am, 10 May 2022
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fetcheveryone
Shred everything. Don't ask me why.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
May 2022
12:00pm, 10 May 2022
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rf_fozzy
Can I ask Nellers why instead?
Nellers
Nellers
May 2022
12:28pm, 10 May 2022
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Nellers
You can ask but I won’t tell you.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
May 2022
12:49pm, 10 May 2022
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rf_fozzy
Not even if I put my Mulberry Burst coloured lanyard on?
LindsD
LindsD
May 2022
12:53pm, 10 May 2022
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LindsD
Didn't you get the memo? It's puce alert.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
May 2022
12:56pm, 10 May 2022
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rf_fozzy
I think I shredded the memo. As per instructions.

I didn't ask why.
Diogenes
Diogenes
May 2022
1:24pm, 10 May 2022
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Diogenes
Oops, I misread that instruction. I shredded Nemo instead. Good luck finding him now.
Fizz :-)
Fizz :-)
May 2022
2:05pm, 10 May 2022
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Fizz :-)
I thought Nellers didn’t do Tuesdays?
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
May 2022
2:09pm, 10 May 2022
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rf_fozzy
He changed himself round.

Now he doesn't do Yadseuts
Nellers
Nellers
May 2022
3:20pm, 10 May 2022
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Nellers
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is, indeed, Tuesday. This is on account of me not being able to do Tuesdays, by which it can be inferred that if I’m here, it’s not Tuesday or I’m more confused than normal.

Or I could be an imposter, although not a very convincing one. Even I don’t believe I’m actually me on a Tuesday.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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