Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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Diogenes
Diogenes
Feb 2022
10:29am, 18 Feb 2022
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Diogenes
The artichoke protocol is suspended when savoury provisions are en force
Diogenes
Diogenes
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10:31am, 18 Feb 2022
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Diogenes
N.B. No vegetable are to be sold, exchanged or consumed for the duration of any savoury incident.

Code Mustard.
pedroscalls
pedroscalls
Feb 2022
10:33am, 18 Feb 2022
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pedroscalls
Dijon or English? There needs to be clarity on which mustard code is to be used.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Feb 2022
10:39am, 18 Feb 2022
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Diogenes
English. Hot mustard, not code.
Pikelet
Pikelet
Feb 2022
12:16pm, 18 Feb 2022
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Pikelet
Colmans 3rd law of condiments states - for every mustard, there is an equal and opposite custard. Savoury and sweet incidents MUST be treated with the same protocols.
Nellers
Nellers
Feb 2022
12:47pm, 18 Feb 2022
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Nellers
Apricots with mustard will not be tolerated, even on alternative Tuesdays.

I don’t want to create a scene but does anyone have any custard handy?
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Feb 2022
1:30pm, 18 Feb 2022
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rf_fozzy
If you do that Nellers, you might be taken in to custardy
Nellers
Nellers
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1:31pm, 18 Feb 2022
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Nellers
I have a soft fruit exemption though. That does still apply on a friday doesn't it?
um
um
Feb 2022
1:41pm, 18 Feb 2022
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um
That's Tuesberries Nellers. You can't switch to Friberries because you don't do Tuesberries.
Can you?
Diogenes
Diogenes
Feb 2022
1:47pm, 18 Feb 2022
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Diogenes
Only on Gooseberry Fribay

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Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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