Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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Pikelet
Pikelet
Jan 2022
3:16pm, 27 Jan 2022
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Pikelet
Nope, I just traded in my ‘Fetcheveryone - You Scratch My Back’ voucher. Don’t forget they expire on payday.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jan 2022
3:21pm, 27 Jan 2022
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Diogenes
Maybe you need a new one? I got my thank thop from Thop Sthop.
LindsD
LindsD
Jan 2022
7:18pm, 27 Jan 2022
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LindsD
Who's sthroppy? Not me
Carpathius
Carpathius
Jan 2022
6:06pm, 28 Jan 2022
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Carpathius
Last time I scratched my bank, I was arrested.
Nellers
Nellers
Feb 2022
8:41am, 18 Feb 2022
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Nellers
Apricot warning! Apricot Warning. Please ensure that all apricots are securely fastened to appropriate anchor points. Liability for lost apricots will not be accepted without the appropriate paperwork, which should be securely fastened to inappropriate anchor points.
um
um
Feb 2022
8:46am, 18 Feb 2022
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um
If you pin labels with your address on your apricots, they will be returned.

Is it like a balloon race - whichever apricot goes furthest wins a prize?
Diogenes
Diogenes
Feb 2022
8:52am, 18 Feb 2022
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Diogenes
Surprised to see you here on the third Friday of the month, Nellers, I thought this was one of your alternative Tuesdays. Extraordinary circumstances, eh?

I'm piling up the gravel bags around the bus shelter as we speak. Colin is baking an emergency quiche.
LindsD
LindsD
Feb 2022
9:06am, 18 Feb 2022
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LindsD
I hope it's not artichoke. It's not an artichoke day. I'd have to invoke the artichoke protocol.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Feb 2022
10:08am, 18 Feb 2022
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rf_fozzy
I don't like artichokes.
pedroscalls
pedroscalls
Feb 2022
10:12am, 18 Feb 2022
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pedroscalls
The artichokes have stated they don't care much for you either and wish to talk immediately with the comptroller about transferring you out.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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