Interesting Pieces Of Gravel I've Found On My Front Door Mat

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rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jun 2022
9:36am, 1 Jun 2022
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rf_fozzy
We no longer use tapes. All recordings must be digital.

That's why noone knows it is yours
Nellers
Nellers
Jun 2022
10:03am, 1 Jun 2022
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Nellers
I seem to have misplaced my mix digital. Has anyone found it?

Also these new digital lanyards are a bit too tight and pubs my finger.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jun 2022
10:28am, 1 Jun 2022
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rf_fozzy
The finger pubs can indeed be dangerous. Especially for those who drink with their digits.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Jun 2022
10:29am, 1 Jun 2022
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The use of finger pubs is not allowed during normal office hours. Toe and nail bars are also out of bounds, unless you have a been issued with one of the special biometric lanyard devices which haven't as yet been invented.
Nellers
Nellers
Jun 2022
11:12am, 1 Jun 2022
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I haven’t yet got a biometric lanyard but I have got a temporal displacement tabard, so if anyone wants me to fetch them a biometric lanyard I’ll be back with it last week.
Nellers
Nellers
Jun 2022
11:12am, 1 Jun 2022
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Nellers
Apparently no-one did.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jun 2022
11:30am, 1 Jun 2022
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rf_fozzy
Because it was tuesday.

Please stop fiddling with the Multiverse. It will not end well.
rf_fozzy
rf_fozzy
Jun 2022
10:50pm, 2 Jun 2022
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rf_fozzy
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Nellers
Nellers
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7:36am, 3 Jun 2022
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Pikelet
Pikelet
Jun 2022
8:29am, 3 Jun 2022
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Pikelet
Not today, thank you.

About This Thread

Maintained by Diogenes
Current Status: Code Rainbow. Reverse cowboy lanyard process in operation in the quarantine zone, except where medically unkempt. Relax all loose items and appendages. Curry Mark pending ratification.

Gravel, puce, as you were, enquiries welcome (in normal office hours). Nellers can't do Tuesdays.

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