Christmas Jokes

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:-) Merry Fizzmas :-) Dec 2015 8:00pm, 17 Dec 2015 1,424 posts	0 :-) Merry Fizzmas :-) "Inspired" by today's challenge - What's the most common owl in Britain? A teatowel.
Salopianb Dec 2015 12:31pm, 21 Dec 2015 First-time poster!!	0 Salopianb Two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says- "Can you smell carrots?"
makkem Dec 2015 9:00am, 22 Dec 2015 716 posts	0 makkem Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other & says "You drive, I'll fire the gun".
Pascha Dec 2015 3:42pm, 22 Dec 2015 First-time poster!!	0 Pascha I went to the zoo yesterday - but it only had one small dog. It was a shitzu.
Big Allelujah Widepants Dec 2015 4:01pm, 22 Dec 2015 4,605 posts	0 Big Allelujah Widepants What do you get if you post letters up the chimney? Blackmail.
Surrey Phil Dec 2020 7:58pm, 4 Dec 2020 5,325 posts	0 Surrey Phil fetcheveryone.com/gallery-showphoto.php?id=133361
Angus Clydesdale Dec 2020 12:40am, 5 Dec 2020 20,860 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale Seriously?! There was a good reason this thread's been buried for 5 years. Take the hint.
🎄FestiveMedals🎄 Dec 2020 1:24am, 5 Dec 2020 18,791 posts	0 🎄FestiveMedals🎄 I liked it SP
ameliawatson Dec 2020 9:11am, 5 Dec 2020 3 posts	0 ameliawatson i think, yes.
MarktheMeraldAngelsRun Dec 2020 4:26pm, 5 Dec 2020 13,498 posts	0 MarktheMeraldAngelsRun Sanitiser is Coming to Town!