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Christmas Jokes

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Marvin Dec 2015 10:42pm, 15 Dec 2015 33 posts	0 Marvin Why don’t Volkswagen hold Christmas Services? They get the readings wrong.
Surrey Phil Dec 2015 10:46pm, 15 Dec 2015 1,164 posts	0 Surrey Phil Who were the shortest pop group in 2000 and had difficulty taking down their decorations? S-Club-7, as they had to reach for the stars.
maT.T. Dec 2015 10:49pm, 15 Dec 2015 8,405 posts	0 maT.T. What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Halloumi
AngusClydesdale Dec 2015 10:53pm, 15 Dec 2015 10,381 posts	0 AngusClydesdale Why is George Osborne so enamoured of his advent calendar? He'll finally get to open the door of No 10...
Badger Dec 2015 11:36pm, 15 Dec 2015 6,339 posts	0 Badger What's the difference between snot and Brussels sprouts? You can't get your kids to eat sprouts. (I actually came in here to tell Angus' joke about Ed Milliband)
Badger Dec 2015 11:37pm, 15 Dec 2015 6,340 posts	0 Badger Why don't iPhone users have Advent calendars? You can't seriously expect them to go near windows, can you?
mrsdistraction Dec 2015 11:04am, 16 Dec 2015 277 posts	0 mrsdistraction How do you approach an angry cheese? Caerphilly.
wildebeast Dec 2015 11:34am, 16 Dec 2015 95 posts	0 wildebeast darth vader : luke ... I know what you are getting for xmas luke : how do you know darth vader : luke I have fealt your presents thank you very much im here all week
SusiesueH Dec 2015 11:36am, 16 Dec 2015 3,371 posts	0 SusiesueH [that's my new favourite joke Mrs d!]
Mr. White Christmas Dec 2015 9:50pm, 16 Dec 2015 307 posts	0 Mr. White Christmas What do you do if you see a spaceman? ...park in it man