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fetcheveryone Dec 2015 9:52am, 14 Dec 2015 16,769 posts	0 fetcheveryone A thread for your christmas cracker jokes
Mr. White Christmas Dec 2015 12:08am, 15 Dec 2015 306 posts	0 Mr. White Christmas What do you call a smelly Santa Claus? .....Farter Christmas.....
Sombrero-ho-ho-ho Dec 2015 12:12am, 15 Dec 2015 9,591 posts	0 Sombrero-ho-ho-ho What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
FatheRRR ChRRRistmas Dec 2015 12:17am, 15 Dec 2015 1,602 posts	0 FatheRRR ChRRRistmas What did the sea say to Santa Nothing! It just waved Why did the Turkey cross the road Because he wasn't a chicken Why did the Turkey join the band Because he had drumsticks Boom Boom Goodnight
GBaker Dec 2015 12:23am, 15 Dec 2015 First-time poster!!	0 GBaker Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley
Special*K Dec 2015 12:30am, 15 Dec 2015 134 posts	0 Special*K What do you say to a heart broken penguin? There are plenty more fish in the sea.
Chrisity Dec 2015 12:46am, 15 Dec 2015 14,405 posts	0 Chrisity A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky.
Weekatiepea Dec 2015 1:07am, 15 Dec 2015 2,033 posts	0 Weekatiepea Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Weekatiepea Dec 2015 1:07am, 15 Dec 2015 2,034 posts	0 Weekatiepea Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Weekatiepea Dec 2015 1:07am, 15 Dec 2015 2,035 posts	0 Weekatiepea Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!