C Block - there's no place like it.
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Feb 2020
11:44am, 10 Feb 2020
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um
Or here fetcheveryone.com/viewtopic.php?id=61216
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Feb 2020
7:08pm, 10 Feb 2020
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Pothunter
If you have had items removed from this fridge please contact security on ext. xxxx To which someone added a handwritten signature H. Poirot |
Feb 2020
7:35am, 14 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
It's a bit strange here today. I think the company is trying to link Valentine's Day to the 'Good Mental Health' initiative they've been doing. There's a box of mini-packs of Love Hearts next to the coffee- and tea-making area, and a sign that says 'With Love' which makes it seem like the company wants to be your Valentine. But slightly stranger is the bucket of yellow roses by the entrance with a sign that reads, 'Yellow roses represent warm feelings, friendship and optimism. Please take one and share with a friend today.' I know I'm the world's biggest cynic but I would find it incredibly creepy if one of my work colleagues handed me a yellow rose and said they had 'warm feelings'. |
Feb 2020
8:05am, 14 Feb 2020
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Oscar the Grouch
I'd think they had wet themselves
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Feb 2020
8:41am, 14 Feb 2020
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g1ngerrevolution
You're thinking of dandelions?
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Feb 2020
9:07am, 14 Feb 2020
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um
McG - you should take 5 or 6 and place them on your desk - telling everyone that 'people just keep giving them to me'. Or at least take one (or more) for Liebling. Although that always runs the risk (not knowing Liebling) of 'It's Valentine's day, and you only get me a free giveaway rose' Maybe not - I've just seen that yellow roses symbolise 'infidellity & jealousy', only recently (floristry marketing?) trying to be rebranded as 'friendship'. |
Feb 2020
9:08am, 14 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
I think they may also signify 'we've run out of the red ones'
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Feb 2020
9:18am, 14 Feb 2020
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ChrisHB
or "red ones are inexplicably more expensive than yellow ones"
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Feb 2020
3:29pm, 21 Feb 2020
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Maclennane
Don't be complacent, be compliant
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Feb 2020
3:37pm, 21 Feb 2020
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McGoohan
"You have five seconds to comply!"
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