Who are all the single Fetchies!!

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Maz Heeps Jun 2018 12:31pm, 19 Jun 2018 9,589 posts	0 Maz Heeps why am i still single? - coz i am pathologically attracted to arseh*les.
Steady Edina Jun 2018 1:36pm, 19 Jun 2018 17,501 posts	0 Steady Edina I hate that question
Meglet Jun 2018 1:53pm, 19 Jun 2018 19,415 posts	0 Meglet It’s a stupid question. Because all the nice guys are married? Because meeting new people is difficult as social circles are already established? Because dating sites are generally rubbish? Maybe we need to think up a collective response to make the question-asker feel stupid for asking.
halfpint Jun 2018 2:08pm, 19 Jun 2018 25,800 posts	0 halfpint Because I don't subscribe to the cultural norm that success is measured by relationship status. I measure my success in terms of my accomplishments, of which there are many.
Red Squirrel Jun 2018 3:29pm, 19 Jun 2018 20,735 posts	0 Red Squirrel People don't ask me ... maybe it's obvious. Wish I could see it. I'm missing skin on skin action at the moment, which is a good thing - I was really put off anything like that after troubled man and at one point, couldn't imagine even snogging someone. I think Tinder man made me thaw out; he was nicer-looking than his photos and really down to earth, a gent and did I say sexy? I think I did. All those things do it for me. He's been back in touch to talk about trying to arrange another meet, so that's good. If I get to another meet, I'm gonna have to give him a nickname. I've got no matches on Bumble - I presume I'd get a notification if I get a match. Oh and I'm missing an intimate item of clothing. My best knickers, which match a bra. Before anyone gets excited, I left them at the massage therapists and have to go back and get them in a bit. (He's just texted me to say he's got them.) His partner's based at the same address, but hopefully she's used to finding lost bits of women's underwear around occasionally!
jangles Jun 2018 5:10pm, 19 Jun 2018 3,084 posts	0 jangles I don't have 'best knickers' Maybe that's why I'm single..
HowFar? Jun 2018 5:25pm, 19 Jun 2018 13,083 posts	0 HowFar? I am single because I prefer it that way. I get to go where I want, when I want and nobody asks me how I am feeling or what I am thinking.
Red Squirrel Jun 2018 5:35pm, 19 Jun 2018 20,736 posts	0 Red Squirrel I think they're my best knickers because I managed to buy 2 pairs when I bought the bra. Usually when you buy a bra with matching knickers, there's only one pair available and they wear out more quickly than the bra.
Red Squirrel Jun 2018 5:36pm, 19 Jun 2018 20,737 posts	0 Red Squirrel Ooh I'm so tempted to ask HF what he's feeling and thinking. . . . but I won't.
Steady Edina Jun 2018 6:31pm, 19 Jun 2018 17,503 posts	0 Steady Edina Is asking you how you are feeling and what you are thinking a bit of an issue? People aren’t mind readers generally. I am single because I stopped looking