Joke of the day........

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10:32am, 7 Sep 2021
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Cerrertonia
Why would Prometheus make a good Amazon driver? It's a job with a lot of de-livering

Why doesn't Aphrodite date tennis players? Because love means nothing to them.
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8:39pm, 7 Sep 2021
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
I think you mean proktos Jock, rather than the latin 😉
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Dooogs
It's the counterpunch to the Soup Nazi. No shortbread for you!
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8:24am, 10 Sep 2021
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Jason1969
I heard this the other day, I hope I've remembered it right.

I went to the doctor and he told me I've got Tom Jones Syndrome.
I said "Is it common?"
He said "What's new pussycat?"
PK
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10:34am, 10 Sep 2021
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PK
There's a new band getting played a lot on Planet Rock, When Rivers Meet.

I think they're a tributary band.
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Gogsy!
Streaming on Spotify, I suppose? ;-)
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Mouseytongue
^ No, Tidal.

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