Joke of the day........

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McGoohan Nov 2020 2:33pm, 23 Nov 2020 47,400 posts	0 McGoohan My missus said, "You only ever want sex when you're drunk." I said, "That's not true. Sometimes I want a kebab!"
McGoohan Nov 2020 2:34pm, 23 Nov 2020 47,401 posts	0 McGoohan I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had... He started counting but he fell asleep!
McGoohan Nov 2020 2:34pm, 23 Nov 2020 47,402 posts	0 McGoohan I had to dump my last girlfriend as she was obsessed with counting... Every now and then I wonder what she's up to!
McGoohan Nov 2020 2:34pm, 23 Nov 2020 47,403 posts	0 McGoohan The missus told me I was too old to be obsessed with tennis... I said, "I'm only 40 love!"
McGoohan Nov 2020 2:35pm, 23 Nov 2020 47,404 posts	0 McGoohan My wife found out I'm having an affair with an air stewardess and she was furious... Made the rest of the flight very awkward!
Markymarkmark Nov 2020 2:54pm, 23 Nov 2020 13,383 posts	0 Markymarkmark McG has interesting Christmas Crackers!
Nicholls595 Nov 2020 4:07pm, 23 Nov 2020 22,785 posts	0 Nicholls595
Binks Nov 2020 5:59pm, 23 Nov 2020 8,041 posts	0 Binks Saw an escalator for the first time today. Amazing! I just stopped and staired.
colindglen Nov 2020 10:01pm, 23 Nov 2020 1,100 posts	0 colindglen fetcheveryone.com/gallery-showphoto.php?id=132467
colindglen Nov 2020 10:02pm, 23 Nov 2020 1,101 posts	0 colindglen