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Sigh Mar 2020 10:26am, 24 Mar 2020 5,783 posts	Quote Pin Sigh
McGoohan Mar 2020 10:43am, 24 Mar 2020 44,114 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan ^Brilliant. Just snorted coffee reading that.
Mountkeen Mar 2020 11:46am, 24 Mar 2020 407 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen I asked my missus to put a nurse's uniform on. She said 'Why, are you feeling sexy?' I said 'No, we need a loaf of bread'
Old Croc Mar 2020 3:01pm, 24 Mar 2020 30,612 posts	Quote Pin Old Croc News just in that the Oxford English Dictionary have just announced that the slang word "selfie" is no longer used to define a photograph taken of oneself or self portrait photograph. Under current usage it now means that one is taking a period of self isolation e.g. "I am on a two week selfie" = "I am self isolating for 14 days".
jda Mar 2020 5:01pm, 24 Mar 2020 6,836 posts	Quote Pin jda WARNING: There's a link being sent round for a live stream of Bono doing a gig from his home. DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK. It will take you to a live stream of Bono doing a gig from his home.
dUNKle Mar 2020 6:21pm, 24 Mar 2020 3 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle My mate Bill dragged a huge metal box to the Antiques Roadshow. "Where did you get this from?" asked the expert. “It's been in my loft for over 40 years, I think it's an heirloom" said Bill. "Do you have insurance?" asked the expert. "No, should I?" asked Bill. "Yes" said the expert "It's your Water Tank.!"
Sigh Mar 2020 6:28pm, 24 Mar 2020 5,792 posts	Quote Pin Sigh
K5 Gus Mar 2020 6:34pm, 24 Mar 2020 3,461 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus
Pou Pou LePhoõk Mar 2020 9:04am, 25 Mar 2020 3,602 posts	Quote Pin Pou Pou LePhoõk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bguks572EA4&feature=youtu.be
Pou Pou LePhoõk Mar 2020 9:07am, 25 Mar 2020 3,603 posts	Quote Pin Pou Pou LePhoõk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bguks572EA4