Meaningless product descriptions

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Keefy Beefy Feb 2023 1:34pm, 4 Feb 2023 9,529 posts	0 Keefy Beefy Whilst googling to find out why I have to miss half of the England Scotland game because the ITVX app doesn't allow you to pause, I found this gem from the advertising agency that came up with adding an X to ITV: "In a world full of plusses, be an X. “Plus” has become an industry standard for streaming services. In that sea of sameness, DixonBaxi saw an opportunity to imbue a new symbol – X – with meaning. A plus sign rotated 45 degrees, X is a powerful visual metaphor for seeing the world differently. It is also a multiplying force and a point of connection that spotlights partnerships and amplifies characters and content. It’s an apt symbol for what will be the largest collection of content ITV has ever made, spanning a vast range of stories across every genre."
Sam Jelfs Feb 2023 2:26pm, 6 Feb 2023 1,297 posts	0 Sam Jelfs The Existential Crisis Duck “Just Your Everyday Duck Having An Existential Crisis It was, in all regards, an average day in Duck’s average life when he suddenly asked himself "Who am I?”. Since then, he’s been thinking a lot about the meaning of life, wondering if there is something more for a duck than just quacking...” It’s a wireless lamp in the shape of a duck lying on its side 🤷‍♀️ existentialcrisisduck.com
GlennR Feb 2023 2:57pm, 6 Feb 2023 68,165 posts	0 GlennR So you bought one?
ChrisHB Feb 2023 3:55pm, 14 Feb 2023 22,256 posts	0 ChrisHB All vegetables are the same -- takeaway menu.
Running Ronnie Feb 2023 3:57pm, 14 Feb 2023 2,561 posts	0 Running Ronnie Lidl filled peanut feeder for birds. "may contain nuts."
GlennR Feb 2023 4:11pm, 14 Feb 2023 68,355 posts	0 GlennR We've had this. Peanuts are not nuts.
GordonG Feb 2023 4:42pm, 14 Feb 2023 9,606 posts	0 GordonG Aren't they peas?
GlennR Feb 2023 4:56pm, 14 Feb 2023 68,358 posts	0 GlennR Legumes, same family.
3M Feb 2023 5:15pm, 14 Feb 2023 20,482 posts	0 3M But cashews are not legumes, despite their similarity!
GlennR Feb 2023 11:55pm, 14 Feb 2023 68,362 posts	0 GlennR Quite. Far more than you ever wanted to know about nuts: mcgill.ca