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GlennR Sep 2019 8:06pm, 5 Sep 2019 44,713 posts	Quote Pin GlennR I thought of you when I saw the poster McG. Plenty of room at our place if you want to go.
Carpathius Sep 2019 9:05pm, 5 Sep 2019 17,591 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius The company near my friend's house has brightly coloured window decals stating "Movac. The Solution Provider". Solution to what? Storage? Transport? Climate change? Murder? Boris Johnson?
ChrisHB Sep 2019 9:14pm, 5 Sep 2019 18,305 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB perhap it's the soluble water that once featured in this thread.
Dvorak Sep 2019 9:46pm, 5 Sep 2019 17,935 posts	Quote Pin Dvorak They sell laxatives. Possibly involving soluble water. Movac. The solution provider. Colon congestion buster. I've put that in in the hope that this will now come up high in any searches for them. Spicy goulash grumpy blues
GlennR Sep 2019 10:20pm, 5 Sep 2019 44,714 posts	Quote Pin GlennR One of Robert Johnson’s more obscure tracks.
Carpathius Sep 2019 10:28pm, 5 Sep 2019 17,593 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius Oh yeah, that was something I saw on the side of a van. "Xylem. We solve water". I don't know if Xylem and Movac are national or local companies, but they clearly share the same batshit marketing idiot.
McGoohan Sep 2019 11:30pm, 5 Sep 2019 41,050 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Thanks for the kind offer Glenn but when I fancy a nice evening of cacophony, the Royal Festival Hall is much more convenient.
chunkywizard Sep 2019 2:29pm, 13 Sep 2019 6,709 posts	Quote Pin chunkywizard Apparently a local pizza joint is now doing "The largest 18" pizza in town"...
GlennR Sep 2019 2:34pm, 13 Sep 2019 44,913 posts	Quote Pin GlennR That reminds me...
GlennR Sep 2019 2:36pm, 13 Sep 2019 44,914 posts	Quote Pin GlennR ...this is the calzone at the Haymakers: