for an ad-free Fetcheveryone experience!

Things you want to say but can't

2 lurkers | 426 watchers

ITGrýla 🇮🇸 Dec 2020 6:07pm, 12 Dec 2020 11,250 posts	0 ITGrýla 🇮🇸 My wee cousin cannot possibly be Rotary president. He is not possibly old enough.
richmachristmas Dec 2020 7:19pm, 12 Dec 2020 14,702 posts	0 richmachristmas I'm going to shove they tail pipe up your ass'.
1step2far Dec 2020 7:21pm, 12 Dec 2020 6,231 posts	0 1step2far I'm sure I'm not annoying people.
richmachristmas Dec 2020 7:37pm, 12 Dec 2020 14,703 posts	0 richmachristmas [not me mate, babble on X]
Little Nemo Dec 2020 8:05pm, 12 Dec 2020 11,524 posts	0 Little Nemo My cat has not totally mangled my hand when she got her claws stuck in the radiator cover and I was trying to get them free. I didn't then find her sitting on another radiator looking completely unharmed while I was rushing round putting stuff on all of them so it can't happen again!
ChrisHB Dec 2020 8:11pm, 12 Dec 2020 20,235 posts	0 ChrisHB Cats understand that once claws have become engaged in a pullover or a sock, all they have to do to free themselves is to retract their claws rather than pulling and tearing frantically at the garment and its wearer.
Minnie Mince Pie Mad Dec 2020 8:14pm, 12 Dec 2020 2,648 posts	0 Minnie Mince Pie Mad [I shout "de-claw, de-claw" at Stripey when he does that! It doesn't help!]
Little Nemo Dec 2020 8:44pm, 12 Dec 2020 11,526 posts	0 Little Nemo [I might try yelling "de-claw" anyway, better than "ow!" ]
Serendippily Dec 2020 9:41pm, 12 Dec 2020 19,970 posts	0 Serendippily It’s a bit clouseau- oh no! De claw!
Minnie Mince Pie Mad Dec 2020 6:57am, 13 Dec 2020 2,651 posts	0 Minnie Mince Pie Mad 🤣