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Wobbling-In-A-Winter-Wonderland Dec 2020 9:41am, 8 Dec 2020 6,466 posts	Quote Pin Wobbling-In-A-Winter-Wonderland Yes I’m grumpy, you lot don’t seem to be able to make a decision about anything when I’m not around. It’s exhausting
RichHL Dec 2020 9:41am, 8 Dec 2020 14,853 posts	Quote Pin RichHL I have nothing better to do than chase conference submissions. The deadline was last Friday and everyone got notice two months ago. People are fuckwits.
ITGrýla 🇮🇸 Dec 2020 9:56am, 8 Dec 2020 11,203 posts	Quote Pin ITGrýla 🇮🇸 [HP: my first attempt was very soft so now I have to try again with the leftover condensed milk in the fridge. Tragic really.]
Velocirappingpaper Dec 2020 10:01am, 8 Dec 2020 50,302 posts	Quote Pin Velocirappingpaper [Soft tablet can be salvaged by putting it in a pan with a little water and boiling it to within an inch of its life.]
halfpint of mulled cider Dec 2020 10:29am, 8 Dec 2020 33,431 posts	Quote Pin halfpint of mulled cider [My previously attempts always resulted in something that could only be eaten with a spoon from the tray. If only I'd known I could retrieve it.]
ITGrýla 🇮🇸 Dec 2020 10:44am, 8 Dec 2020 11,205 posts	Quote Pin ITGrýla 🇮🇸 [too late. burp.]
Diogenes Dec 2020 10:54am, 8 Dec 2020 55,603 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes That’s a self-satisfied generalisation that also covers a multitude of personality defects and anti-social behaviour labelled as ‘character’.
ding-dong-WtnMel-on-high Dec 2020 10:56am, 8 Dec 2020 1,827 posts	Quote Pin ding-dong-WtnMel-on-high [thinks anyone disappointed with the results of making tablet should try a condensed milk sandwich instead - I have it on good authority that they're reeeaalllyyyy great]
swittle Dec 2020 10:56am, 8 Dec 2020 70,599 posts	Quote Pin swittle [^ Troo, dat]
Fragile Glass Bauble Dec 2020 11:29am, 8 Dec 2020 7,413 posts	Quote Pin Fragile Glass Bauble Do you really think be best way to carry a huge flammable gas cylinder around the building is on your shoulder? Especially when it means you misjudge the doorway and bash the cylinder on the wall? [I half expected a huge explosion when that happened]