Things you want to say but can't

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XB 🌈 Jun 2020 10:18am, 29 Jun 2020 9,858 posts	0 XB 🌈 How much is it? Just tell me the price. Are you embarrassed? I'm sufficiently tempted enough to pay a tenner but if I have to jump through hoops and scroll for an hour on your website to find out the price, then I cba.
Raemond Jun 2020 10:34am, 29 Jun 2020 5,678 posts	0 Raemond oh fuck off. I was trying to be nice and helpful despite the fact that you're intensely irritating, but now you're being rude so I'm done. We can't help you any further, stop calling us.
GordonG Jun 2020 10:53am, 29 Jun 2020 8,229 posts	0 GordonG STOP SAYING BLESS YOU EVERY TIME I SNEEZE I have hay fever. I'm going to sneeze quite a bit. It's really, really irritating if, every time I sneeze, you should from the other end of the office: [sneeze] bless you [sneeze] bless you again! [sneeze] oh bless you again [sneeze] blessssss youuuuuuu! [sneeze] ha ha bless YOU [sneeze] BLESS you [sneeze] oh goodness, bless you!!! Just. Shut. Up.
Diogenes Jun 2020 11:48am, 29 Jun 2020 50,427 posts	0 Diogenes Please just phone me, I don't want to have to do a Teams meeting
Badger Jun 2020 12:06pm, 29 Jun 2020 12,456 posts	0 Badger Thanks so much. After ignoring this problem for six months, and ignoring the solution I put forward for five of them, suddenly you’re getting all proactive and asking for supplies we don’t have and where we have no idea what might or might not damage the equipment, and expecting notoriously uncooperative users to change their work practices completely overnight. Get lost.
Mazlin Jun 2020 2:29pm, 29 Jun 2020 8,684 posts	0 Mazlin Good God, you are terrible at this, aren’t you?
Velociraptor Jun 2020 2:41pm, 29 Jun 2020 47,372 posts	0 Velociraptor I like working with you. I think you're great. But have you ever thought about being assessed for ADHD?
Velociraptor Jun 2020 3:28pm, 29 Jun 2020 47,375 posts	0 Velociraptor A "brieflet" is a very small undergarment, not an email with a list of links.
Lip Gloss Jun 2020 3:30pm, 29 Jun 2020 41,758 posts	0 Lip Gloss [ do think that could be the cause Swittle? Just one ear but bloody annoying ] So if I hadn’t chased it up I was never going to be switched back on!!!!!!!!!f&#k sake I only want a working moblie
Velociraptor Jun 2020 3:50pm, 29 Jun 2020 47,377 posts	0 Velociraptor Thanks! Speaking to YOU and YOU and YOU this afternoon has removed any temptation to go back to my old workplace under any circumstances.