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beebop Nov 2018 1:26pm, 6 Nov 2018 1,266 posts	Quote Pin beebop [Thanks for the .gov link, um, and all the other comments. I’ll have another go later this week when I’ve ditched the headache and had a bit more sleep🤞].
Velociraptor Nov 2018 1:26pm, 6 Nov 2018 39,513 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [I sent a response to NHS England that was slightly less passive and slightly more aggressive in nature, assuring them that I would resign from the Performers' List before giving them any cause to be concerned about the low volume of my workload.]
idle_wilder Nov 2018 4:14pm, 6 Nov 2018 1,474 posts	Quote Pin idle_wilder You think we were joking about you taking back coffee for all of us when you swanned off to Starbucks to use their wifi whilst our network was down. Arse.
LazyDaisy Nov 2018 4:26pm, 6 Nov 2018 24,430 posts	Quote Pin LazyDaisy [Our dog trainer used to say, with a hint of exasperation, 'It's not a conversation, it's a COMMAND, Daisy!']
Lip Gloss Nov 2018 4:45pm, 6 Nov 2018 31,540 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [I have never looked into my NHS pension bit my work colleague said it was straight forward . Getting my Arcadia was a bit of a faff but come Monday when I turn 55 it gives me money
Lip Gloss Nov 2018 4:45pm, 6 Nov 2018 31,541 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss [ ]
alpenrose Nov 2018 5:21pm, 6 Nov 2018 36,562 posts	Quote Pin alpenrose [oh, is it your birthday on Monday then LG?]
pedroscalls Nov 2018 5:29pm, 6 Nov 2018 20,642 posts	Quote Pin pedroscalls [They won't pay you LG, you don't look that old]
WtnMel Nov 2018 5:40pm, 6 Nov 2018 1,082 posts	Quote Pin WtnMel [I'm not a dog-lover (and have even more of an aversion to cats) but am always amused by people speaking to their dogs as if they understand what's being said to them. I'm sure all a dog ever hears is "blah blah blah blah blah blah WALK blah blah blah blah blah blah DINNER blah blah blah blah blah"]
decorum Nov 2018 6:18pm, 6 Nov 2018 3,343 posts	Quote Pin decorum [I've never heard any dog walker look their 'naughty' pooch in the eye and admonish them with "We've had this conversation before, haven't we! And what did I tell you? ...". Sometimes I really wish I could throw my voice! ]