Things you want to say but can't

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Diogenes Feb 2017 7:21pm, 13 Feb 2017 20,888 posts	0 Diogenes [Are you sure you didn't say that, Fleecy?]
FleeCircus Feb 2017 7:24pm, 13 Feb 2017 33,083 posts	0 FleeCircus [I am much too nice to say that IRL. That's what this thread is for...]
XB Feb 2017 7:51pm, 13 Feb 2017 4,745 posts	0 XB I am sure I didn't just see an advert for VIPoo. A spray for keeping the smell of your shite in the bowl when you just have to "punish the porcelain" in public.
XB Feb 2017 7:52pm, 13 Feb 2017 4,746 posts	0 XB [Although it has solved the Valentine's Day present dilemma]
GimmeMedals Feb 2017 8:25pm, 13 Feb 2017 15,177 posts	0 GimmeMedals [:):)]
Badger Feb 2017 8:29pm, 13 Feb 2017 8,106 posts	0 Badger I didn't say something rude to the Deliveroo idiot cycling up the wrong side of the road and paying more attention to his phone than anything else that might be there. He therefore didn't follow me and shout at me. [I will NEVER use Deliveroo. The idiot who rode straight at me in a pedestrianised area and stopped just as his shoulder hit me might be the worst of them, but then he might not. We have enough of an issue with bad cyclists giving all cyclists a bad name without these reptiles being pad to do it.]
LindsD Feb 2017 8:32pm, 13 Feb 2017 15,355 posts	0 LindsD [Report him Badger. Are you ok?]
Mazlin Feb 2017 8:47pm, 13 Feb 2017 2,386 posts	0 Mazlin Why, on an unlit, winding, barely one-and-half car wide country lane, are you so close behind me I can't see your headlights, yet on the straight, wide A road you're miles behind? Does your car only go at one speed? Were you scared of being on your own on the dark little roads? Are you dead in there with your foot on the accelerator?
Badger Feb 2017 8:55pm, 13 Feb 2017 8,107 posts	0 Badger [Yeah, fine - the shoulder-ram incident was ages ago and he didn't physically harm me because he braked just and only just in time. I was too rattled to think of getting his details and reporting him. Shouldn't really have said what I did today, end-of-tether with work nonsense. zenlikecalm ]
LindsD Feb 2017 8:57pm, 13 Feb 2017 15,356 posts	0 LindsD [sends chamomile tea]