Things you want to say but can't

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Icelandic Trigirl Dec 2016 1:17pm, 13 Dec 2016 2,938 posts	0 Icelandic Trigirl [on the gift tag] To Tri-Baby, with lots of love from Mum xx [and not, from Mum and Dad, the latter of whom does SWEET FUCK ALL when it comes to finding out what the kids are interested in, where to get it, wandering around find it or waiting all day on deliveries that don't come and paying. And still gets half the credit.]
Wobbling Dec 2016 1:19pm, 13 Dec 2016 4,281 posts	0 Wobbling How long is the microwave going for? What are you cooking in there, a woolly mammoth? I note you used the time to nip out for a fag tho...
jennywren Dec 2016 2:01pm, 13 Dec 2016 13,901 posts	0 jennywren [lol at woolly mammoth Wobbling]
macca 53 Dec 2016 2:23pm, 13 Dec 2016 24,716 posts	0 macca 53 I completely understand how someone can unintentionally consume enough alcohol to be at twice the driving limit. Pint of Night Nurse anyone?
Hark the Helegant Angels Sing Dec 2016 2:35pm, 13 Dec 2016 4,017 posts	0 Hark the Helegant Angels Sing [I once knew someone who tried to use the Night Nurse defence in court - oh how I laughed]
macca 53 Dec 2016 2:42pm, 13 Dec 2016 24,718 posts	0 macca 53 [I'm well known to be a muslim so I'm not allowed to drink alcohol, so however it got there it wasn't me - really??]
SarahWoo Dec 2016 3:04pm, 13 Dec 2016 7,447 posts	0 SarahWoo I'm so pleased my daughter has decided to bring 2 friends round to 'workout' to noisy DVDs in the living room, just when I wanted to snuggle on the sofa in front of the fire and catch up on some telly (I'm off sick today)
Metro_Nome Dec 2016 3:48pm, 13 Dec 2016 3,481 posts	0 Metro_Nome FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Corrah Dec 2016 3:50pm, 13 Dec 2016 2,500 posts	0 Corrah (You ok M_N? xx)
decorum Dec 2016 4:11pm, 13 Dec 2016 1,316 posts	0 decorum Technically yes, you can make a tea from it. However, it tastes awful and has a laxative effect.