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Things non-runners say

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Sep 2018
9:28am, 8 Sep 2018
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Diogenes
My doctor told me running is bad for you.

I knew someone who was a runner. He died.
Sep 2018
9:44am, 8 Sep 2018
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McGoohan
You're going running? In this heat?

[actually in retrospect, I kind of agreed with that one]
Sep 2018
10:03am, 8 Sep 2018
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cackleberry
You can't run on holiday. You go on holiday to get away from the things we do everyday.

(This was from my OH. I ran.)
Sep 2018
10:43am, 8 Sep 2018
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swittle
'You'd get the same benefit from walking.'
Sep 2018
10:55am, 8 Sep 2018
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Maclennane
Running's really bad for dogs, they're not designed for it
Sep 2018
11:05am, 8 Sep 2018
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Jigs
I get the "are you still jogging?" quite a bit, but I don't mind it as I know I can "jog" further and faster than they can :)
Sep 2018
11:16am, 8 Sep 2018
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alpenrose
Is it running or jogging that you do?
Sep 2018
11:19am, 8 Sep 2018
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Velociraptor
How fast can you run a marathon? That's a bit crap, isn't it? I don't think it would be worth running a marathon if I was going to be that slow.
Sep 2018
12:38pm, 8 Sep 2018
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mr d
Friend to wife, was it him i saw running yesterday, it was raining.

People seem genuinely amazed that we can / want to run in the rain.
Sep 2018
12:38pm, 8 Sep 2018
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Fierce and Focused Fleecy
Are you channelling Mr fleecy there V’Rap?

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