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Tav H Jan 2011 12:56pm, 19 Jan 2011 2,318 posts	0 Tav H Can't we just randomly cut and paste the blurb from virtually any sports shoe manufacturer?
GordonG Jan 2011 1:23pm, 19 Jan 2011 5,931 posts	0 GordonG [apols if this has been posted before] not only a meaningless description, but a meaningless product too! Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable - "Get the purest signal from multi-channel DVD and CD playback through Denon receiver; Connector and cable structure designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse effects from vibration" it's basically a copper wire cable that it's claimed will enhance audio. It's on sale via Amazon for (wait for it............) $9,999 read the customer reviews - they're ace! "Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will." amazon.com
Son of a Pronator Man Jan 2011 1:33pm, 19 Jan 2011 4,749 posts	0 Son of a Pronator Man Interesting, I see that after viewing the product, most people buy something cheaper. I suspect the reviewers taketh the piss
Mrs mjb Jan 2011 4:06pm, 19 Jan 2011 128 posts	0 Mrs mjb Individual, independant gyrating work out station - a hula hoop !!!!
ChrisHB Jan 2011 9:38am, 27 Jan 2011 4,735 posts	0 ChrisHB sportsshoes.com The Accapi Pro Running Tights featuring Nexus Yarn. Thanks to its natural infra-red emission, the yarn improves the circulation of blood, boosting the amount of oxygen that gets to your bodies muscles and tissues. It also has a heat-regulating action which optimises the body's temperature in both hot and cold conditions. The power of Nexus inspired products Increase blood and liquid flow Increase oxygenation Optimise hydration Sustain performance Increase power output and core stability Reduce lactic acid Balance thermoregulation Accelerate recovery and rehabilitation These "tights" are for women only and look to be about 6" from top to bottom. Yours for only £20, reduced from £59.
GregP Jan 2011 9:48am, 27 Jan 2011 41,965 posts	0 GregP BRILLIANCE. ~applauds~
Rach E Jan 2011 10:19am, 27 Jan 2011 6,626 posts	0 Rach E Ha, ha! That's brilliant!!
Wine Legs Jan 2011 7:51pm, 27 Jan 2011 1,791 posts	0 Wine Legs I wonder just how many bodies they think are going to fit into those? A superb find!
icemaiden Jan 2011 8:35pm, 27 Jan 2011 2,316 posts	0 icemaiden So they are actually 'hot' pants?
ChrisHB Jan 2011 8:36pm, 27 Jan 2011 4,743 posts	0 ChrisHB It's not really bodies, is it? It's bottoms.