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Wine Legs Jan 2011 8:36pm, 27 Jan 2011 1,792 posts	0 Wine Legs And not even your whole bottom, by the looks of those.
ChrisHB Jan 2011 8:38pm, 27 Jan 2011 4,744 posts	0 ChrisHB I got the price wrong: it's £79 reduced to £59.
ChrisHB Jan 2011 8:39pm, 27 Jan 2011 4,745 posts	0 ChrisHB So that's £10 per inch.
GregP Jan 2011 8:46pm, 27 Jan 2011 42,033 posts	0 GregP Wonder whether they do strange things to infra-red goggles?
Wine Legs Jan 2011 8:54pm, 27 Jan 2011 1,793 posts	0 Wine Legs I am now worried how much infra-red light my arse currently sees as I don't have those pants...and what will infra-red light do to it anyway? And what about the infra-red light getting to the bits that will hang out the bottom of those titchy pants? Oh it's all so worrying.
Wine Legs Jan 2011 9:05pm, 27 Jan 2011 1,794 posts	0 Wine Legs Easy-tone's balanced ball inspired technology with moving air creates micro instability toning key leg muscles as you walk. reebok.com She appears to be wearing ChrisHB's shorts in the promo vid though, so there's something there for the boys, even if the shoes are a load of old codswallop. Honestly, even the name makes me gag.
ChrisHB Jan 2011 10:31am, 28 Jan 2011 4,750 posts	0 ChrisHB Since yesterday, whichever organisation tailors online adverts to what I appear to be interested in has decided I have an interest in women's runningwear. I'll have to view some men's to get them to change their minds back.
Nellers Feb 2011 6:48am, 25 Feb 2011 15,968 posts	0 Nellers "The Nike+ SportWatch GPS is designed for high-performance with an extremely clear and readable user interface that delivers the information necessary to the user while in-run" So it's got a big screen that you can read while you're running then?
Nellers Feb 2011 6:50am, 25 Feb 2011 15,969 posts	0 Nellers Blimey I wished I'd read the next sentence before I submitted! "It adds personalization and motivational features to the running experience, including audible sounds, challenges, run reminders and more." Audible sounds, eh? Now that's clever because I always thought the inaudible sounds were a bloody waste of time!
GregP Feb 2011 8:30am, 25 Feb 2011 42,876 posts	0 GregP Audible sounds? I'll update the header when I get a minute. That's excellent.