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Velociraptor Aug 2023 10:02am, 3 Aug 2023 64,760 posts	0 Velociraptor The Lidl Plus app is offering me a Digital Air Fryer today. I don't want to think too hard about that.
Nellers Aug 2023 10:13am, 3 Aug 2023 41,019 posts	0 Nellers Air fried digits. Mmmmmmmmm!
um Aug 2023 10:36am, 3 Aug 2023 7,590 posts	0 um Specially made for fish fingers? Or chocolate or sponge fingers?
Velociraptor Aug 2023 12:33pm, 3 Aug 2023 64,763 posts	0 Velociraptor Battered and deep fried chocolate finger biscuits. Scottish whitebait.
Steve NordRunner Aug 2023 9:21pm, 3 Aug 2023 3,219 posts	0 Steve NordRunner The Lidl Plus app is offering me a Digital Air Fryer today. I don't want to think too hard about that. Just throw whole spuds in and they come out in bits - byte-sized.
um Aug 2023 8:18am, 4 Aug 2023 7,598 posts	0 um (Very good Steve! Although it's a bit of a faff getting 8 bits of spud together to get a byte)
GlennR Aug 2023 9:44pm, 4 Aug 2023 71,847 posts	0 GlennR Pringles manage it.
fetcheveryone Aug 2023 9:06am, 10 Aug 2023 29,509 posts	0 fetcheveryone I know this isn't quite the right thread for this, but I know you lot would appreciate it: theguardian.com "Recommendations included a bleach “fresh breath” mocktail, ant-poison and glue sandwiches, “bleach-infused rice surprise” and “methanol bliss” – a kind of turpentine-flavoured french toast."
3M Aug 2023 9:16am, 10 Aug 2023 21,849 posts	0 3M 🤢
fetcheveryone Aug 2023 9:30am, 10 Aug 2023 29,510 posts	0 fetcheveryone We also have these bake at home baguettes: