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HappyG(rrr) Jan 2018 3:33pm, 10 Jan 2018 28,070 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) The John Lewis ad on this very page, displayed for me REVIVE with sportwear to re-energise your exercise routines When did the clothes "energise" your anything? And what is sportwear? Even my browser spell checker says that's a made up word! G
Carpathius Jan 2018 4:03pm, 10 Jan 2018 13,287 posts	0 Carpathius 8 biscuits is not enough to warrant any kind of tin, even a Harrows one.
Carpathius Jan 2018 4:04pm, 10 Jan 2018 13,288 posts	0 Carpathius HARRODS! Bloody autocorrect.
GlennR Jan 2018 1:36pm, 11 Jan 2018 33,025 posts	0 GlennR One from McG's old friends Gamiss. In all fairness you couldn't call the advert meaningless, it really is a hoodie that looks like raw meat (you have been warned before you click): gamiss.com
McGoohan Jan 2018 1:38pm, 11 Jan 2018 32,723 posts	0 McGoohan Wow. They have really surpassed themselves this time. Except another word in place of "surpassed".
StuH Jan 2018 1:52pm, 11 Jan 2018 2,050 posts	0 StuH gamiss.com
McGoohan Jan 2018 1:54pm, 11 Jan 2018 32,725 posts	0 McGoohan I have to throw a in there. Not at the hoodie but that someone would pay eleven quid for that.
StuH Jan 2018 1:59pm, 11 Jan 2018 2,051 posts	0 StuH Considering it myself.... as a gift of course!
Fragile Do Not Bend Jan 2018 3:40pm, 11 Jan 2018 2,710 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend That meat hoodie appeared as an advert on another website I was looking at. I blame you, McGoogan.
Fragile Do Not Bend Jan 2018 3:40pm, 11 Jan 2018 2,711 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend McGoohan FFS