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Meaningless product descriptions

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ChrisHB Dec 2017 6:00pm, 3 Dec 2017 15,701 posts	0 ChrisHB Not meaningless but incomprehensible: a 2000 w electric toothbrush from Oral-B. 2000 w is a 2-bar electric fire!
GregP Dec 2017 6:07pm, 3 Dec 2017 97,546 posts	0 GregP I've just checked. My electric drill is 600W.
Nellers Dec 2017 6:10pm, 3 Dec 2017 31,960 posts	0 Nellers It's a model number, not a power rating.
ChrisHB Dec 2017 7:14pm, 3 Dec 2017 15,703 posts	0 ChrisHB aha!
Maclennane Dec 2017 1:14pm, 4 Dec 2017 19,616 posts	0 Maclennane My toothbrush is 2000W. I only needed to use it once.
Maclennane Dec 2017 10:39am, 6 Dec 2017 19,620 posts	0 Maclennane Not a product description, but the opening line of a book "Hello, my fellow marketing warriors"
Red Squirrel Dec 2017 10:19pm, 12 Dec 2017 20,553 posts	0 Red Squirrel Day and Night Nurse is apparently pharmacy strength.
Carpathius Dec 2017 10:28pm, 12 Dec 2017 12,859 posts	0 Carpathius As opposed to... patisserie strength?
McGoohan Dec 2017 10:33pm, 12 Dec 2017 32,284 posts	0 McGoohan Back street drug dealer strength?
Red Squirrel Dec 2017 10:37pm, 12 Dec 2017 20,555 posts	0 Red Squirrel It's definitely not honey and lemon strength, because the hot drink gets annihilated by a boxing glove. Violent!