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Oct 2017
4:47pm, 31 Oct 2017
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chunkywizard
can people stop posting links please
Oct 2017
7:06pm, 31 Oct 2017
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Dvorak
Pervy tri-pants, whatever next? There's something very odd about their sizing.
Oct 2017
8:31pm, 31 Oct 2017
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GlennR
“Dear Glenn,

In August, we let you know that Yahoo is now part of ‘Oath’, a dynamic house of technology and media brands, including AOL, HuffPost, BUILD, TechCrunch, Tumblr and Makers, as well as a member of the Verizon family of companies working to shape the future of media. Importantly, you can still enjoy all of your favourite Yahoo products and services, but now they have the power of Oath’s network of brands. Oath is striving to create a passionate and engaged community of users by building content and products that inspire and entertain the world.

As part of this exciting integration into the Oath organisation, as of 2 October 2017, Yahoo! EMEA Limited changed its name to Oath (EMEA) Limited and our address has been updated from ‘5-7 Point Village’ to ‘5-7 Point Square’. ”

I have a few oaths of my own about this...
Oct 2017
8:37pm, 31 Oct 2017
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Carpathius
Great, the ads on this 'phone are going to be really awful now.

I stopped reading at "...a dynamic house of technology and media brands..." because that has nicely fulfilled the thread brief without needing to bother with the rest.
Oct 2017
8:50pm, 31 Oct 2017
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Drell
Exciting integration indeed. And where do these people get these names from?
Nov 2017
1:00pm, 2 Nov 2017
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Nellers
maybe from Botnik Studios, where they've produced an entire X-Files script using an AI program.

botnik.org
Nov 2017
9:20am, 7 Nov 2017
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FergusG
Over a thousand dollars for an HDMI cable!
amazon.com

"Diamond HDMI incorporates AudioQuest’s highest-performance, lowest-distortion Perfect-Surface Silver conductors. Silver is known for its high conductivity and its “colorless” sonic presentation. Perfect-Surface Technology applied to extreme-purity silver provides unprecedented clarity and dynamic contrast. Solid conductors prevent strand interaction, a major source of cable distortion. Extremely high-purity Perfect-Surface Silver minimizes distortion caused by the grain boundaries that exist within any metal conductor, nearly eliminating harshness and greatly increasing clarity compared to OFHC, OCC, 8N and other coppers."
Nov 2017
10:21am, 7 Nov 2017
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Drell
Parting fools from their money.... If you're going to do it, might as well do it properly :-)
Nov 2017
10:40am, 7 Nov 2017
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FergusG
The phoney Questions and Reviews are quite amusing.
Nov 2017
10:49am, 7 Nov 2017
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StuHolmes
"Cheaper than chemo
September 13, 2015
I purchased this cable and it cured my cancer." :-)

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