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Nicholls595 Sep 2017 3:39pm, 27 Sep 2017 13,398 posts	0 Nicholls595 Assume you team them with skinny jeans and no socks Greppers, like in the advert?
GlennR Sep 2017 3:46pm, 27 Sep 2017 30,846 posts	0 GlennR ~looks down at skinny jeans~ Luckily I’m wearing socks because I’m at work. Although I’m also wearing a pair of Nike Free because I don’t give a damn.
GregP Sep 2017 4:03pm, 27 Sep 2017 96,217 posts	0 GregP Anarchist.
Maclennane Sep 2017 4:09pm, 27 Sep 2017 19,510 posts	0 Maclennane Do skinny jeans have to be designed as such, or does anything circulation-cutting count?
GlennR Sep 2017 4:15pm, 27 Sep 2017 30,849 posts	0 GlennR Maclennane, if I've understood your question correctly then no, a cock ring is not a pair of skinny jeans.
GlennR Sep 2017 4:17pm, 27 Sep 2017 30,850 posts	0 GlennR (In fact my kecks are a pair of poncey Foffa cycling trousers rather than jeans, but they're certainly skinny - my overdeveloped calf muscles barely fit in them).
Drell Sep 2017 5:01pm, 27 Sep 2017 2,123 posts	0 Drell "At the spring head fire agates and 108,000 gallons of water per minute levitate out of a lava tube. It's been in constant offering at that exact same flow rate, since it was first measured in 1925 until now. The water is from a time when earth was pristine, and is estimated to have matured below the surface for up to 10,000 years before surfacing. "Imagine its journey as it's flowing through vast networks of crystal lined lava tubes to the surface. Major science has concluded that their is a body of water with a larger volume than all our oceans combined in the core of the earth. This is the earth's way of cleansing water, and offering it back to us with a fresh new start. "Sodium, potassium, magnesium and calcium are the four primary electrolytes that maintain the body’s fluid balance. LIVE WATER is abundant in each. Their is even trace amounts of lithium and copper. Our naturally alkaline water is ideal for every day use at a ph of 8. Our Probiotic Report shows four raw water exclusive probiotics that aren't found in any other food source. " I could go on. Practically the whole site is quotable. livespringwater.com
Doc Moye Sep 2017 5:14pm, 27 Sep 2017 17,639 posts	0 Doc Moye (Well timed diversion from cock rings.....though the first paragraph.....)
Nellers Sep 2017 6:04pm, 27 Sep 2017 31,706 posts	0 Nellers I think everyone should throw a sharp salute to Major Science and his commanding officer General Skeptical.
Nellers Sep 2017 6:05pm, 27 Sep 2017 31,707 posts	0 Nellers Water in the earth's core? Really?