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McGoohan Sep 2017 6:06pm, 27 Sep 2017 31,281 posts	0 McGoohan Might be quite warm that water. Still, it's been maturing.
Carpathius Sep 2017 11:55pm, 27 Sep 2017 12,517 posts	0 Carpathius "...raw water exclusive probiotics..." Because everyone knows cooked water has inclusive probiotics.
Maclennane Sep 2017 11:55pm, 27 Sep 2017 19,511 posts	0 Maclennane Their is much to be learned from that spiel
Dvorak Sep 2017 1:02am, 28 Sep 2017 14,308 posts	0 Dvorak My word. So the silicon in the water would upgrade my brain like a computer?
Nellers Sep 2017 5:02am, 28 Sep 2017 31,708 posts	0 Nellers It comes from the Earth's core. I'm not sure how much more cooked this water could get!
Superjools Sep 2017 11:17pm, 29 Sep 2017 331 posts	0 Superjools My shampoo is crafted with antioxidant fusion... What's that please?
Carpathius Sep 2017 12:59am, 30 Sep 2017 12,528 posts	0 Carpathius Bullshit* in a bottle I think. *May not contain actual bull shit.
oi you Sep 2017 7:27am, 30 Sep 2017 380 posts	0 oi you Seen in Lidl - Meadow Fresh pineapple chunks.
Nellers Sep 2017 7:34am, 30 Sep 2017 31,719 posts	0 Nellers Is it like Jazz/Funk fusion? Only perhaps more musical.
GregP Sep 2017 9:30am, 30 Sep 2017 96,314 posts	0 GregP It's probably more new wave traditional, Nell (my phrase, AFAIK - haven't seen it anywhere else). I like that stuff, for the most part. "Slow Down (This Isn't The Mainland)" by The North is one of my favourite albums of recent years.