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Nellers Sep 2017 11:14am, 16 Sep 2017 31,678 posts	0 Nellers Your fangshuai, dear Greppers. It was doing That Thing.😱
Dvorak Sep 2017 1:46pm, 16 Sep 2017 14,241 posts	0 Dvorak I don't think I really like the sound of that, Nellers. Is there some sort of fangshuai blocker one can buy off the internet? Like a bracelet or something made of crystals? Or special pants? business opportunity
Carpathius Sep 2017 1:51pm, 16 Sep 2017 12,429 posts	0 Carpathius Ask Fleecy. I think she knows how to deploy anti-fangshuai pants.
Nellers Sep 2017 2:23pm, 16 Sep 2017 31,680 posts	0 Nellers Definitely the pants, mate.
Markymarkmark Sep 2017 12:03pm, 19 Sep 2017 5,762 posts	0 Markymarkmark Apparently pointy shapes are bad fangsuai. But fish are good. I asked about pufferfish with their spikes.... That may be the certain fish.
GordonG Sep 2017 12:13pm, 19 Sep 2017 7,240 posts	0 GordonG "AromaTouch Technique is a clinical approach to applying CPTG Certified Pure Therapeutic Grade Essential oils along energy meridians and visceral contact points of the back and feet to help balance sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems of the body." I have no idea what an 'energy meridian' is. Or that I had sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems in my body. Or what its definition of a 'clinical approach' is...
Carpathius Sep 2017 1:09pm, 19 Sep 2017 12,464 posts	0 Carpathius You do indeed have sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems in your body. However, if you have any visceral points on your back and feet, you don't want oil on them
Nellers Sep 2017 2:11pm, 23 Sep 2017 31,692 posts	0 Nellers Just seen an advert for Voltarol pain relief gel. It claims to be "3 times more effective than non-medicated gel". So am I getting this right: If you compare it to something that does fuck all it'll do three times as much fuck all. Wow.
GlennR Sep 2017 3:14pm, 23 Sep 2017 30,750 posts	0 GlennR Given the power of the placebo effect I'm surprised it does as much as that.
Maclennane Sep 2017 1:07pm, 27 Sep 2017 19,509 posts	0 Maclennane Driver shoes aren't just for when you're behind the steering wheel. This pair comes with a grippy sole and backstay for easy driving comfort. And when you're away from the steering wheel, the suede leather delivers extra comfort and brunch day style when paired with jeans.