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Doc Moye Sep 2017 9:09pm, 15 Sep 2017 17,432 posts	0 Doc Moye Love it
McGoohan Sep 2017 10:13pm, 15 Sep 2017 31,103 posts	0 McGoohan >Every spinning top that leaves our hands to become part of your life — and we mean every single one — is built on the same belief. That a top is more than just a toy. That above all, a top must be absolutely simple, elegant and designed forever. foreverspin.com
McGoohan Sep 2017 10:14pm, 15 Sep 2017 31,104 posts	0 McGoohan Copper The classic one It gets better with time Our most flavorful top! Its ever-changing color can be displayed in many different shades of red, from a bright pink to a dark maroon, giving the little zest of patina every metal collection needs.
McGoohan Sep 2017 10:17pm, 15 Sep 2017 31,105 posts	0 McGoohan Solid Tungsten ForeverSpin Spinning Top The heavy one The spinning masterpiece The heaviest of them all! Known as the master top, it comes with an incredible feeling of power and gravity. This greyish-white metal has the highest melting point and tensile strength of all elements.
McGoohan Sep 2017 10:19pm, 15 Sep 2017 31,106 posts	0 McGoohan Rose Gold Plated The romantic’s one Plated with real gold This top symbolizes friendship and love; plated with real gold, it is a truly luxurious and original gift that will last forever! Share it with friends and family for an unforgettable experience.
GlennR Sep 2017 10:20pm, 15 Sep 2017 30,559 posts	0 GlennR ~places order~
McGoohan Sep 2017 10:21pm, 15 Sep 2017 31,107 posts	0 McGoohan Well, they're designed forever. You can't afford to wait.
Dvorak Sep 2017 10:34pm, 15 Sep 2017 14,239 posts	0 Dvorak Do they do a plutonium one? I'm still wondering which ? I can see fear of sharks playing a protective role. Or of pufferfish. And just what is your fangshuai inside of?
Nellers Sep 2017 6:20am, 16 Sep 2017 31,676 posts	0 Nellers Oh Dvorak. Your Fangshuai is inside of everything and everyone, and so is mine. When you have a real understanding on the wonder of Fangshuai you'll be able to detect the Fangshuai of all beings constantly interacting. Greg! Stop that!
GregP Sep 2017 8:39am, 16 Sep 2017 95,968 posts	0 GregP eh?